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n1ghts1ash replied to your post: I’m going to the doctors but please se…

i think th e shit you post is nice

Thanks! :D

Don’t you already have one

Not for a couple of months now no :(

I think being told to have a blood test, eat better, and get a girlfriend is probably the most unusual doctor’s advice I’ve ever received

I have 2 Stephen King novels in my room that I checked out from the library that I still need to read

Better hurry up or the library’s gonna GITCHA

aliengreaserwizard replied to your post: I’m going to the doctors but please se…

One time I died

Did you recover

I had to take my friend to the emergency room because she got her head phones stuck in her nose trying to clear her sinuses. I didn't know it was possible to stick something that big that far but she managed.
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Oh my god that’s actually painful to think about

if you had the ability to fly, how would you use this power?

Constantly until I dropped out of the sky from exhaustion

I’m going to the doctors but please send me cool stories or tell me a secret or SOMETHING for me to read when I get back

Help me get through this tedious-ass work day @_@