Don’t you already have one
Not for a couple of months now no :(
I think being told to have a blood test, eat better, and get a girlfriend is probably the most unusual doctor’s advice I’ve ever received
I have 2 Stephen King novels in my room that I checked out from the library that I still need to read
Better hurry up or the library’s gonna GITCHA
I had to take my friend to the emergency room because she got her head phones stuck in her nose trying to clear her sinuses. I didn't know it was possible to stick something that big that far but she managed.
Oh my god that’s actually painful to think about
if you had the ability to fly, how would you use this power?
Constantly until I dropped out of the sky from exhaustion
I’m going to the doctors but please send me cool stories or tell me a secret or SOMETHING for me to read when I get back
Help me get through this tedious-ass work day @_@